Thursday, April 1, 2010

Snowtop annouces next movie [APRIL FOOLS!!]

Many have asked: What's after DELIVER-E? Today, that question is answered. Snowtop has announced that they are now in the story stage of forming the fourth Risen escapade. It has further announced that the director of Super Pig, Timothy Chong, is returning to the directors chair for this upcoming adventure.
"We're really excited about this one." he says. "Snowtop's sixth film is aimed at more edgy, teen audience. There's going to be more of everything."
But what about the plot? Co-director Jared Sweers outlines the story for us.
"Chuck and Jimmy junior now face the most dangerous conquest in their earthly existence. An evil sinister doctor named Clawman has unleashed his long awaited scheme for world domination. Harnessing strange supernatural powers from "the void" he now has the ability to manipulate the minds of other victims and make them his evil minions. Now the fate of the universe lies within the hands of these unlikely heroes, destined to save the world."

17 comments:

  1. I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!!!! THATS SLANDER!!!! AND WHAT KIND OF PLOT IS THAT!!! WORLD DOMENATION!?!?! UNLIKELY HEROES!?!?!I WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION!!!!!

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  2. IS TIS SUPPOSED TO BE A APRIL FOOL THING!?!?!?! IT BEETER BE!!! THATS EVEN WORSE THAN THE PLOT TO TRAP SANTA!!!!!!!

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  3. I CAN SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. I'LL TAKE THIS ONE TO THE SUPREME COURT!!!!!!!

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  5. SINCE WHEN ARE THERE "CO-DRECTERS", WHAT IS THIS, A GOVERMENT JOB?!?!?!?

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  6. In my very existaunce I have never beheld such a slander of human creativity as this outrage!!!!

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  7. Is this Jared? Thought so. ::snickers::

    Take a deep breath Jared, and look at the date at which that was posted. APRIL 1. That register? :P

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  8. YABBADABBADOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Pronoun Trouble.

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  10. SHINY-TASTING, PINK-SMELLING, UGLY-SOUNDING, GOEYDUCKS ARE SILLY-STRINGING BILL GATES' BLUE SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  11. Be excellent to each other ... and party on dudes!!!!!!!!!!!

    P.S. Question: Who is Joan of Ark?

    I'll post the answer in a few days.

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  12. She was this person. French hero. Warrior. Along those lines. Who do you think you are, a shiny purple hippo?

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  13. Answer: Noah's Wife!!!!!!! Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck!!!

    I bet you didn't see that one coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    P.S. By the way, I'm awesome.

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  14. Coming from you, I wasn't too surprised, because abortion is a terrible thing.

    P.S. Seat belts save lives.

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  15. Are you, the pixelated, stupidiculous, economic, permit guy, insulting us: the incrediblageous, fantastilogical, brainelageous dudes that everybody likes? Pronoun trouble.
    We are perposteriofied!!!! Of course you know this means war!!!!

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  16. WAR??!? WHO ARE YOU CALLING A YANK???? LOSE WEIGHT BEFORE I SUMMON UNSPEAKABLE POWERS FROM "the void" AND SMITE YOUR VERY EXISTENCE!!!!! GIMMIE YOUR WALLET YOU IMPLOOGAINIOUS BEEFNUT!

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  17. ARE YOU CALLING ME SWIRLY-HANDLE????!!!!!!!! I AM INEXPLICABLY, POSSIBLY, COMPLETELY SURE THAT UTAH IS IN THE HIMALAYIAN, DUCK-HEDGED, BUMPY-RUMPED, PLUTONIUM JUPITERIAN MINE YOU INSIGNIFACANT ARMED CHEVROLET!!!!!!!!!!
    WELL I'M GOING TO PULL A GREEN JACKHAMMER FROM "the null" AND SQUISH IT DEEP INTO YOUR STIRRUP YOU INSTINCTIVE, DETONATING, EMBOSSED, CARBUNCKLE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT "MRS. I- LOVE-TO-WHACK-SOLAR-WRINKLES"!!!!!!?????

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